25: Bike ride in Amterdam during the tulip bloom

At 28, I cannot ride a bike. As my friend told me I must have been too busy playing government troops and rebels growing up in Sierra Leone to partake in any Western childhood rites of passage like learning to ride a bike. So not only do I need to learn to ride a bike, I want to reward myself with a trip to Amsterdam during the tulip bloom and ride a bike amidst scenes like this: